coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

(Source: thedisneyprincess, via john-watson-definitely-in-danger)

474,422 notes

drn007:

octogetintherobot:

I have no idea who “Lucky” is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad.

image

(via stridering)

66,190 notes

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual, via waitrose)

61,675 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via waitrose)

261,919 notes

(Source: pleatedjeans, via waitrose)

333,415 notes

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

image

(via waitrose)

250,783 notes

coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

(via waitrose)

131,709 notes